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BALTIMORE—Excitedly pulling out their Orioles jerseys and beat-up baseball mitts from the black of the closet, a…
IOWA CITY, IA—Revealing that the “gut-wrenching” decision had taken months to make, 22-year-old Caitlin Clark…
SAN ANTONIO—As they took turns trying to jump up and tap it out, the San Antonio Spurs confirmed Friday that Victor…
RENO, NV—Pointing up at the sky as he landed a bank shot, local basketball player Alan Jennings credited Kobe Bryant…
LAS VEGAS—Setting to work on rebuilding immediately after his dramatic victory in Super Bowl LVIII, Kansas City…
LAS VEGAS—Following a longstanding team tradition, members of the Kansas City Chiefs celebrated their Super Bowl…
LAS VEGAS—Noting that the dazzling Super Bowl performances had been fun but largely antithetical to the competition,…
LAS VEGAS—Panicked about their entire team potentially missing kickoff at the Super Bowl, the Kansas City Chiefs…
LAS VEGAS—In another major controversy for the social media influencer, 23-year-old Jackson Mahomes was reportedly…
LAS VEGAS—Ensuring total privacy for his sumptuous meal, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid reportedly closed his…
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GLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII,…
LOS ANGELES—As they weighed making major changes to the show, producers for Fox NFL Sunday confirmed Monday they…
ARLINGTON, TX—Easing back into shape after a long offseason, frail, emaciated Major League Baseball players…
MIAMI—Addressing the swirling rumors about her love interest being closely associated with her ex-husband Scottie…