Like other sources of human happiness, gambling is a serious disease. If you do any of the following things, you could be addicted to sports betting.
Signs You Are Addicted To Sports Betting
Watching Baseball
Every sports gambler has heard horror stories about someone who, at their lowest point, watched an entire baseball game from beginning to end.
You Slick Your Hair Back And Chew On A Toothpick
Even though all your betting these days takes place online and at home.
You Bet Against Rudy In The Movie ‘Rudy’
He’s 5-foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and he has barely a speck of athletic ability.
It Starts Interfering With Your Other Addictions
Nice going, blowing all your drug, alcohol, and pornography money on a fucking tennis game.
When You Open Your Wallet, A Moth Flies Out And Gives You Odds On The Lakers
-3.5 spread on the Nuggets, buddy.
You’re On Your Fifth Knee Replacement
Better to leave it broken so they can’t break it again.
DraftKings Has Legal Custody Of Your Kids For Collateral
At least until you can make a down payment on your debt.
You Convinced The Gambling Addiction Hotline Operator To Put $20 On The Knicks
Some excellent mental jiujitsu.
You Bet The Over On Your Extremely Premature Baby’s Lifespan
It doesn’t really matter if she’s a fighter, it’s not an appropriate time to bet.
You Have Disposable Income
Not every symptom of gambling addiction is bad.
Dropping $10,000 On A Couple Of 11-Year-Olds Playing HORSE At A Park
Should’ve known that between-the-legs, off-the-backboard dunk had no chance.
Driving Slowly By Lamar Jackson’s House
You just want the Baltimore Ravens’ star quarterback to know that there’s a lot more on the line than he realizes.
Wearing A Barrel With Suspender Straps Everywhere
Just one parlay away from buying back your pants.
Your Bookie Uses Your Netflix Account
Of course your password is “jackpot!”
You Bet Your Friends That You Can Quit Gambling
Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Holding Gun To Own Head, Mumbling That Death Is The Only Escape
Wait! But there are so many prop bets to live for.
You Bet On This Slideshow To Have Over 16 Slides
And you hit!