How Much Do You Know About The Kansas City Chiefs?

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Test your knowledge of one of the winningest football franchises in recent history by passing this quiz on the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Q: Where do the Kansas City Chiefs play their home games?

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A: Anywhere they can find a decent-sized patch of grass and 80,000 seats.

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Q: Why are they called the Chiefs?

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A: At the time, “Redskins” was already taken.

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Q: Which team member is dating Taylor Swift?

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A: Vice President of Content and Production Rob Alberino Jr.

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Q: What position does Travis Kelce play?

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A: Arm candy.

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Q: Is the Chiefs logo offensive?

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A: You should see the last one.

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Q: What’s the team’s biggest weakness?

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A: Its inability to truly open itself up to love.

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Q: What racist arm gesture do its fans do in the stands?

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A: The tomahawk chop, but any are welcome.

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Q: Who is the Chiefs’ mascot?

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A: Eric Stonestreet.

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Q: What does the K.C. in K.C. Wolf stand for?

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A: Kevin Carlyle.

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Q: Who was the first head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?

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A: Who cares, you’re all just here to read about Taylor Swift.

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Q: What is the name of their stadium?

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A: Vote for Joe Biden Field.

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Q: Who is the Chiefs’ main rival?

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A: Scooter Braun.

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Q: How does the team celebrate wins?

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A: By dumping a cooler of gravy on Andy Reid.

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Q: What is their love language?

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A: Collectively, all 53 team members agree that quality time is the way to their heart.

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Q: How many cars fit in Arrowhead Stadium’s parking lot.

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A: Seventeen.

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Q: Who is the current owner of the Chiefs?

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A: Whoever finds the golden ticket hidden inside a rack of baby back ribs.

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Q: What’s the biggest threat to the team’s Super Bowl chances?

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A: The presence of Jackson Mahomes.

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How Much Do You Know About The Kansas City Chiefs?

Q: Where do the Kansas City Chiefs play their home games?

Q: Where do the Kansas City Chiefs play their home games?

A: Anywhere they can find a decent-sized patch of grass and 80,000 seats.

A: Anywhere they can find a decent-sized patch of grass and 80,000 seats.

Q: Why are they called the Chiefs?

Q: Why are they called the Chiefs?

A: At the time, “Redskins” was already taken.

A: At the time, “Redskins” was already taken.

Q: Which team member is dating Taylor Swift?

Q: Which team member is dating Taylor Swift?

A: Vice President of Content and Production Rob Alberino Jr.

A: Vice President of Content and Production Rob Alberino Jr.

Q: What position does Travis Kelce play?

Q: What position does Travis Kelce play?

A: Arm candy.

A: Arm candy.

Q: Is the Chiefs logo offensive?

Q: Is the Chiefs logo offensive?

A: You should see the last one.

A: You should see the last one.

Q: What’s the team’s biggest weakness?

Q: What’s the team’s biggest weakness?

A: Its inability to truly open itself up to love.

A: Its inability to truly open itself up to love.

Q: What racist arm gesture do its fans do in the stands?

Q: What racist arm gesture do its fans do in the stands?

A: The ​tomahawk chop, but any are welcome.

A: The ​tomahawk chop, but any are welcome.

Q: Who is the Chiefs’ mascot?

Q: Who is the Chiefs’ mascot?

A: Eric Stonestreet.

A: Eric Stonestreet.

Q: What does the K.C. in K.C. Wolf stand for?

Q: What does the K.C. in K.C. Wolf stand for?

A: Kevin Carlyle.

A: Kevin Carlyle.

Q: Who was the first head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?

Q: Who was the first head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?

A: Who cares, you’re all just here to read about Taylor Swift.

A: Who cares, you’re all just here to read about Taylor Swift.

Q: What is the name of their stadium?

Q: What is the name of their stadium?

A: Vote for Joe Biden Field.

A: Vote for Joe Biden Field.

Q: Who is the Chiefs’ main rival?

Q: Who is the Chiefs’ main rival?

A: Scooter Braun.

A: Scooter Braun.

Q: How does the team celebrate wins?

Q: How does the team celebrate wins?

A: By dumping a cooler of gravy on Andy Reid.

A: By dumping a cooler of gravy on Andy Reid.

Q: What is their love language?

Q: What is their love language?

A: Collectively, all 53 team members agree that quality time is the way to their heart.

A: Collectively, all 53 team members agree that quality time is the way to their heart.

Q: How many cars fit in Arrowhead Stadium’s parking lot.

Q: How many cars fit in Arrowhead Stadium’s parking lot.

A: Seventeen.

A: Seventeen.

Q: Who is the current owner of the Chiefs?

Q: Who is the current owner of the Chiefs?

A: Whoever finds the golden ticket hidden inside a rack of baby back ribs.

A: Whoever finds the golden ticket hidden inside a rack of baby back ribs.

Q: What’s the biggest threat to the team’s Super Bowl chances?

Q: What’s the biggest threat to the team’s Super Bowl chances?

A: The presence of Jackson Mahomes.

A: The presence of Jackson Mahomes.

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A: The tomahawk chop, but any are welcome.

A: The tomahawk chop, but any are welcome.