SAN DIEGO—Trying to get her children’s attention as they played with their friends, a visibly frustrated local…
As you step through the threshold of this charming starter home, be prepared to confront the echoes of past…
MINNEAPOLIS—Condemning the father for resorting to such a harsh and outdated treatment for an innocent…
KERRVILLE, TX—Offering an added incentive in the hopes of enticing the young man to sign up for the military, U.S.…
TULSA, OK—Emphasizing that both applause and audible cheering are mandatory, the artist rider in singer-songwriter…
Stumble inside and you will be fed daily for free. No heat. Bucket provided for waste. $950/mo.
HACKENSACK, NJ—Shrugging her shoulders in a dismissive manner, local mom Dina Marchesi reported Tuesday that she had…
HELENA, MT—In an effort to raise awareness of any and all potential catastrophes, your parents reportedly called…
PROVIDENCE, RI—While visiting a hometown friend at Brown University, college sophomore Caleb Martin was reportedly…
SOUDERTON, PA—Taking stock of his life as his looming death crept ever closer, a local veal calf approaching…
CHICAGO—Saying his lucky break was almost certainly right around the corner, local man Andy Rutledge told reporters…
CLAYTON, MO—Rolling their eyes at the homemaker’s ignorance, sources confirmed Monday that self-proclaimed “trad…
INDIANAPOLIS—Admitted with complaints that it had been hard to tell the difference between their fingers and their…
AUSTIN, TX—Frowning as she inspected the unexpectedly high bill, local diner Sonia Wirtz was reportedly informed…
- Brush Teeth With Greek Yogurt: It’s just a dollop on your toothbrush, but you’ll still swallow a bit of…
ROCHESTER, MN—Aiming to equip her straight female students with the knowledge and skills necessary to develop…
TOLEDO, OH—Emphasizing that of all the options this was by far the cheapest, local vet James Easton charged a…
Your wife said you were crazy, but who’s laughing now that you’re the only one in the family left and can live the…
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that you would be “doing him a real solid,” local man Josh Gurney, your friend on the…
SAN DIEGO—Expressing frustration that her feelings of anger and hurt were not being validated, local woman Rory…