LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateSquatter ReadyLooks abandoned enough. Grab a sleeping bag and move right in.PublishedJune 10, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateCold, Dark Tiny HouseThis tiny house offers an economical alternative to larger, more expensive mausoleums that might be too much space…PublishedJune 5, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateAbandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter This TownhouseAs you step through the threshold of this charming starter home, be prepared to confront the echoes of past…PublishedJune 3, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateBasement PitStumble inside and you will be fed daily for free. No heat. Bucket provided for waste. $950/mo.PublishedMay 28, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateDoomsday Bunker For OneYour wife said you were crazy, but who’s laughing now that you’re the only one in the family left and can live the…PublishedMay 22, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateEndless HallwayOne continuous hallway stretching on forever. No doors. You cannot escape, but you also cannot die. $350,000. Bad…PublishedMay 20, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal Estate1-Bedroom Condo For Woman Who Is Still Single At 35There’s a deadline for love, and some people just miss it, you know? Shhh, it’s okay. Don’t cry now.PublishedMay 15, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateWaterfront Sand CastleWith 4 turrets, a dozen windows, and a saltwater moat, this massive home boasts a fantastic 360-degree view of both…PublishedMay 13, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateFor Sale By Owner Who’s In Way Over His HeadTwo-bedroom townhouse only 15 minutes from downtown and, Jesus Christ, what was I thinking trying to sell this all…PublishedMay 8, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstatePolish Landlord’s DreamUnit contains resident who leaves out fresh roast chickens and keeps jug of milk in fridge. Take and eat whatever…PublishedMay 6, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateNot For SaleThis modest two-bedroom, one-and-a-half bath starter home is not for sale. Please stop knocking on our door and…PublishedMay 2, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateCozy Single UnitPeace and quiet abound in this move-in ready subterranean unit within a serene, gated community. Professional…PublishedApril 30, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateEco-Friendly HomeThis uniquely shaped home made of bio-based materials hangs from the eaves of someone else’s garage so you won’t…PublishedApril 26, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateBillionaire’s Guest House OasisBeing his sexual plaything doesn’t seem so bad once you realize you get to wake up to amazing views on his private…PublishedApril 24, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal Estate$650,000? To Live In Fucking Ohio?I mean, let’s be real, the kitchen is gorgeous and all the hardwood floors are completely original and in impeccable…PublishedApril 22, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateAll-Inclusive LivingThis exclusive gated community features everything from restaurants to basketball courts, and it even has its own…PublishedApril 18, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateNematode’s Dream!This pristine colon features a constant flow of nutrient-rich waste, ample space to raise larvae, and is just…PublishedFebruary 9, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateCool Houseboat!I mean, it’s a frickin’ houseboat, what more do you need to know? You’re going to blow people’s minds when you tell…PublishedJanuary 25, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateThe Perfect Home For Someone Who Is Still MarriedThe ideal home for someone whose husband didn’t disappear six weeks ago after a fight about paper towels. Master…PublishedJanuary 23, 2024
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateLive Together, It's Time!This two-bedroom condo is perfect for you and Jessica. It’s been two years, and really, what are you so afraid of?…PublishedJanuary 4, 2024