SPRINGFIELD, IL—Saying he planned to make the most of his time away from work, local man Ryan Gehring confirmed…
MILLEDGEVILLE, GA—Questioning the practicality of the method of egress from their years-long resting spot,…
One continuous hallway stretching on forever. No doors. You cannot escape, but you also cannot die. $350,000. Bad…
MEDFORD, MA—In an effort to glean valuable knowledge about opportunities after graduating, Tufts University…
NEWTON, MA—Recoiling at the sight of the waterlogged creature’s bloated remains, local dad Jeffrey Hanford…
BOCA CHICA, TX—Accusing the billionaire tech mogul of dragging down property values, neighbors of Elon Musk told…
There’s a deadline for love, and some people just miss it, you know? Shhh, it’s okay. Don’t cry now.
THE CASTLE OF ISIDORE—Scolding the associate magister for his inappropriate use of guild resources, the High Council…
FORT COLLINS, CO—As part of its mission to encourage learning through free expression in a natural environment,…
CLEARWATER, FL—Spitting out his medication and sticking out his tongue in apparent disgust, local man Rick Walton…
With 4 turrets, a dozen windows, and a saltwater moat, this massive home boasts a fantastic 360-degree view of both…
CHICAGO—Wincing each time the loud, unnerving cackle echoed throughout the room, every patron at local bar Red Finch…
JOPLIN, MO—Though decades have passed since the incident that sealed his reputation through childhood and beyond,…
PHOENIX—Stressing over the first-time meeting all afternoon, local woman Lisa Stone reportedly felt nervous Friday…
DENVER—Finding it an adequate substitute for the alcohol she used to consume during an evening of social drinking,…
EVANSVILLE, IN—After finding several messages the father of three had sent to women online, members of the local…
Two-bedroom townhouse only 15 minutes from downtown and, Jesus Christ, what was I thinking trying to sell this all…