Bluey, an Australian cartoon about an anthropomorphic blue heeler puppy, has been repeatedly accused of indoctrinating children with a left-wing agenda. The Onion asked parents why they believe the popular children’s show is too woke, and this is what they said.
“Bluey’s dad never once beats her for disobeying his God-given authority.”
“Every episode ends with Bluey defecating on the American flag.”
“Pretty sure Aunt Trixie is vaxxed.”
“Woke, not woke, whatever. I just don’t want my kid growing up in a world where he thinks dogs can talk.”
“It’s thinly veiled propaganda shamelessly peddling far-left ideologies like empathy.”
“We stopped watching after they guillotined all the land-owning dogs and started collective farms.”
“The mom dog is lacking feminine curves.”
“I just assume any cartoon that isn’t hentai porn has some kind of agenda.”
“Doesn’t the ‘A’ in LGBTQIA stand for Australian?”
“When people are animals, I don’t know what race they are.”
“Not enough God or N-bombs.”
“Not a single episode where Bluey gets the belt.”
“The mom dog has a job.”
“Suggesting girls can like the color blue is just the first step towards white genocide.”
“If we start learning life lessons from dogs, it’s a slippery slope to gay-marrying them.”
“I heard there is a disgusting, uncensored episode where the mom teaches Bluey how to peg her boyfriend.”
“There isn’t a single neo-Nazi dog on the show.”