Everything J.K. Rowling Would Be Willing To Do To Protect Her Anti-Trans Views

In fact, she has repeatedly insisted she’d be willing to spend upwards of two weeks enjoying everything the region has to offer in the name of transphobia.

Some people have no problem utterly debasing themselves in order to spread their message.

She would rather die from fecal impaction than wash her hands next to someone whose birth sex was male.

Well, obviously.

Her devoted army of TERFs pledged to crowdfund the $49.99 (plus admission fees) needed to make this happen.

In order to protect the cis community, J.K. Rowling will continue to say that she died at the hands of the woke mob several times per hour.

The boy will die. It is his destiny as a sacrifice upon the altar of gender essentialism.

It’s not completely conscious, but the outrage is turning her on.

As much as public criticism of her hateful views can sting, her money will never judge her.

It’s obviously not doing anything, but it’s pretty unnerving nonetheless.

Only the most virulent anti-trans advocates are allowed to display their penises and vaginas in those hallowed halls.

It won’t have a strong story or characters, but it will certainly make points.

She has also expressed her intentions to blust the buttering and greep on the groof.

Rowling has asserted she’d be willing to commit vehicular manslaughter and then pay millions in legal fees to stop the Harry Potter star from addressing others by the correct pronouns.

Just kidding!

In this metaphor, she is going to cast herself as Anne Frank, and we’re all going to have to sit and watch it happen.

On the plus side, she’ll probably be able to make pretty solid macarons.

There will be no restrooms to worry about any trans people using with anyone else, and everyone will be provided their own bucket.

She has been fixated on genitals for so long that she has become ravenous for their taste.

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