TSA Finds Gun Inside Raw Chicken

Security officers at a South Florida airport reported finding a handgun hidden inside a raw chicken packed in a traveler’s luggage on a flight heading out of the United States. What do you think?

“I’m sure the serial number being scratched off the chicken was a huge red flag.”

Bryce Donaldson, Systems Analyst

“This makes the many of us who pack raw chicken in our luggage look like smugglers.”

Carmen Jimenez, Wrinkle Smoother

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“I hope that guy was planning to wash his hands before shooting anyone.”

Homer Wiley, Appeals Referee