Yellowstone, a show that has become mandatory viewing for white males over 50, follows cattle rancher Jon Dutton as he navigates the struggles of owning and operating Yellowstone Dutton Ranch. If you know someone who watches the wildly popular TV series, here are things you should never say to them.
It’s for anyone who romanticizes property rights.
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No, they would like more cowboy slop for the content trough, please.
You’re confusing your generic towns full of conservative white people.
You’re completely right but it sounds insulting.
That’s Jellystone.
It’s best not to remind them how exactly they’re going to die as well.
That is not one of the sanctioned Yellowstone years.
Nothing will ever be as entertaining as watching Jon Taffer scream at bar staff, but they’ll never admit it.
Are you trying to imply that you know more about Yellowstone than they do?
Yellowstone fans thought that this cameo detracted from the plot.
You won’t believe what’s coming after the credits.
Kevin Costner used to be a big movie star when the target audience was young.
Have you considered the thematic implications of shutting the fuck up?
No fan of the show wants to hear this shit.
Great, now they’re gonna murder your dad for his house.
You should kill yourself.