Favorite Curse Word In Every State

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Foul-mouthed Americans across the country display great creativity when screaming profanities. The Onion examines the favorite curse word in every state.

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Alabama

Non-Sister Fucker

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Alaska

Salmonhole

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Arizona

Kyrsten

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Arkansas

Son Of A Duggar!

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California

Slut [in an empowering way]

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Colorado

Hickenlooper

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Connecticut

Unbecoming

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Delaware

Owner Of An S-Corp

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Florida

Meatball Ron

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Georgia

Bless Your Heart

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Hawaii

Mondo Fuck, Bruh

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Idaho

Vaxxed

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Illinois

Veggie Muncher

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Indiana

Vulva

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Iowa

Mothershucker

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Kansas

Hay Nibbler

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Kentucky

Son Of A Bitch Who Is Both Your Mom And Cousin

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Louisiana

Why, I Do Declare—Pussy!

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Maine

Imitation Lobster

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Maryland

Federal Anus

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Massachusetts

Henry David Thoreau’s Walden Recited In Its Entirety While Frowning

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Michigan

Fucking Good Cherries, Grandma

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Minnesota

Big Ol’ Meanie

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Mississippi

High School Graduate

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Missouri

Fallopian Tube

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Montana

Doink!

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Nebraska

Son Of A Buffett

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Nevada

Cock Counter

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New Hampshire

Maple Bitch

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New Jersey

My Beautiful Son’s Whore Of A Wife

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New Mexico

Mild

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New York

Ey, I’m Fuckin’ Here!

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North Carolina

Slow-Roasted Pisshog

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North Dakota

Smegma! Smegma…Smegma…Smegma…Smegma… [echoing through the lonesome vista of Painted Canyons]

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Ohio

Brutus’ Taint

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Oklahoma

100% Angus Dipshit

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Oregon

Homeless—I’m Sorry, I Mean Unhoused Abomination

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Pennsylvania

Buggy Fucker

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Rhode Island

Nouveau Riche

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South Carolina

Emancipation Proclamation!

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Tennessee

Tarnation Hole

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South Dakota

Mifepristone!

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Texas

Woman With Medical Needs

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Utah

Okay

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Vermont

Son Of A Butterworth

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Virginia

Term Limit

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Washington

Impractical Footwear

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West Virginia

Coal-Goblin

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Wisconsin

Sober November!

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Wyoming

Yellowstone National Cock

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