Interested “buyers” stop by any time Thursday after 7 p.m. or Sunday afternoon. Must be prepared to be trapped for…
After 14 weeks, this horrible property has attracted no interest, SO THAT’S WHY WE’RE USING ALL CAPS AND FAR TOO…
This two-bedroom, one-bath single-level is perfect for a young professional couple on the way up or a middle-aged…
Situated in the futuristic Newfoundland Standard Time Zone in St. John’s, Canada, this state-of-the-art home will…
Time to grow up and move home to Eau Claire, WI, say your grandparents. That girl you took to the prom has a good…
That was reverse psychology. Please buy this house. Did it work? Seriously, though, don’t buy this house. Open house…
Just about everybody hooked up at the high school parties Ron Haase threw at his folks’ place. Now they’re packing…
Live in the work cubicle that you already spend more than half your fucking life in! Surprise, surprise: Several…
If you are a mouse, this is the house for you. It is an almost cartoonish hole at the bottom of a white wall. It is…
This beautiful two-bedroom Colonial is the perfect place to raise a family and—whoa there, buddy, nothing to see…
Uptight, fastidious, type-A personality seeks slovenly, carefree roommate to share apartment. Ideal applicant would…
Featuring double-locked doors, high-speed Internet, and no mirrors to reflect that sad, pathetic face back at you.
Profoundly warm and inviting, this perfect residence has everything you desire. Sounds expensive, right? Well,…
Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere…
This three-bed, two-bath early ’70s split-level ranch has witnessed eight births and three deaths over two…