KANSAS CITY, MO—Noting that despite being old and tattered, the contraceptive was still his good luck charm, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes admitted to reporters Thursday that he wore the same condom every time he had sex. “I know it sounds superstitious, but I just can’t fuck without it,” said the two-time Super Bowl champion, adding that he had now worn his trusty Trojan-brand Magnum condom, which was a gift from his wife, Brittany, hundreds of times over the past six years. “Yeah, it’s gotten a little looser over time, and maybe it’s got a few holes in it here and there, but it’s been there with me every single time I’ve had sex since 2017. And, I’ll be honest, I try to keep it clean, but if I’m on a hot streak, there’s no way I’m washing that thing. It’s my little pre-cum ritual.” Mahomes then admitted to reporters that he knew the condom was lucky because the only time he didn’t wear it resulted in the birth of his two children.