While environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is known for many things—including his anti-vaccine conspiracy theories, racist and antisemitic comments, and viral shirtless pushup routine—he has most recently made headlines for his 2024 presidential campaign. If you happen to know someone who is voting for RFK Jr. as a third-party candidate, here are the things you should never say to them.
He spent over three hours on The Joe Rogan Experience.
They probably have that in common.
This risks making him sound overqualified to be president.
That’s a sick way to save money, but that’s also political censorship.
That got bred out of the Kennedy family years ago.
Do you want to give them a fucking heart attack?
There’s no need to bring up bad memories. They know what really happened to JFK, and they know that the measles vaccination needle found on the grassy knoll has everything to do with it.
Hey, they’re supposed to be the ones coming up with dumb shit like that!
You are about to learn so much more about RFK Jr. than you want to.
All they’re gonna hear is that you’re a crook who is bought and sold by big pharma.
And risk them catching a vaccine? Not fucking likely.
The Jewish one or the Asian one?
You’ve already made your point, every other living Kennedy.
Please, some respect for the horny dead.
It’s actually increasingly difficult not to.
Measles should have gotten you by now.
There’s nothing sad about a kid whose short life didn’t include the dangerous side effects of vaccines.