NATO Signs Contract To Produce $700 Million Worth Of Stinger Missiles

NATO announced a new contract among its member countries agreeing that they would begin producing $700 million worth of Stinger missiles, a surface-to-air defense system, with Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg saying that “There is no way to provide strong defense without a strong defense industry.” What do you think?

“The name makes it sound like they hurt.”

Patricia Beck, Technical Poet

“Ah man, there go my plans for an aerial attack on Europe.”

Bronwen Portillo, Unemployed

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“Look out, hospitals!”

Maksim Logan, Landfill Designer