LocalLocalLocalSuicidal Man Urged By Onlookers To Jump From Higher FloorNEW YORK—Pleading with the individual to think rationally, onlookers reportedly urged suicidal jumper Harrison…PublishedJuly 24, 2024
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PoliticsPoliticsPolitics‘Really, Really, Really Happy For You, Kamala,’ Says Hillary Clinton, Not Letting Go Of HandshakeWASHINGTON—Doing her best to appear elated while a large, throbbing vein protruded from her forehead, former…PublishedJuly 23, 2024
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EntertainmentEntertainmentEntertainmentReport: 78% Of Americans Too Distracted By Politics To Appreciate The Summer Glen Powell Is HavingWASHINGTON—A new report published Tuesday by the Pew Research Center found that 78% of Americans were too distracted…PublishedJuly 23, 2024
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PoliticsPoliticsPoliticsKamala Harris Turns Down Democratic Nomination To Work On Alaskan Fishing VesselWASHINGTON—In a significant setback for the already-reeling Democratic Party, Vice President Kamala Harris…PublishedJuly 21, 2024
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