Kids Explain How They’re Brainwashed By The ‘Woke’ Public School Agenda

“This kid came out as gay and didn’t get so much as a detention.”

“In science class we did gender reassignment surgery on a frog.”

“The Pledge of Allegiance was replaced by a drag queen lip-syncing ‘Break My Soul’ every day.”

“All I’m allowed to read is The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, and now I hate my honky parents.”

“Our history textbook doesn’t even mention that Jesus was Southern Baptist.”

“Our school mascot is a safe needle disposal box.”

“I stopped stealing lunch money and started reallocating the means of production for cooperative use.”

“They’re trying to convince me the slaves my ancestors owned were slaves.”

“Which answer will make my parents keep me home from school?”

“They teach us that Amelia Earhart disappeared mysteriously and not that a Black gangbanger shot her.”

“My teachers are always making me feel guilty about bringing my gun to school.”

“The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming.”

“I thought we were learning how to think, but we’re just supposed to blindly assume the Holocaust happened.”

“First pronouns, and now they want me to believe that a square is always a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.”

“Unfortunately, my underfunded school can only afford the most basic propaganda.”

“I no longer feel any joy when people get killed by the police.”

“My teacher is a woman.”

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