A Kentucky man is facing criminal charges after police say he shot his roommate for eating the last Hot Pocket. What do you think?

“Now do you see why we have the second amendment?”
Ruby Beijos, Freelance Organizer

“Yet you never hear the thousands of more positive stories in which roommates share a Hot Pocket.”
Eric D’Angelo, Systems Analyst
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“Damn, and by the time he gets out of jail, it’ll probably be cold.”
Hank Weisman, Heist Recruiter