Worst Things You Can Say To Your Child's Teacher

No teacher wants to be taken to task​ for helping boost a struggling student’s self-esteem even if they are, in fact, a real fucking dummy.

Unfortunately, class sizes prevent teachers from causing mental and emotional duress equally to every student.

Everyone’s been gunning to belittle Ricky Perillo’s number, and this will just put a target on their back.

You know damn well teachers don’t make enough to afford Showtime subscriptions, so stop rubbing it in.

The fact is you can be an excellent kindergarten teacher whether you’re 4 or 40.

Uh-oh! The jig is up. You had a good thing going. God, why couldn’t you keep your big mouth shut?

This will only further lower their opinion of you.

It’s likely going to take real scientists a few years to fact-check the 800 pages of “new biology” you hammered out in a single sitting

Look, teachers don’t set the curriculum.

They don’t care that it’s tough getting work in L.A. and that it takes someone with a theatre degree from Juilliard to accurately bring Frosty the Snowman to life.

No one knows better than teachers that this shit is pointless, so maybe just don’t rub it in, ok?

Of course they have, that’s Teaching 101.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have a partner who financially carries their indigent ass.

Unless you come with notarized adoption papers in hand, this is bound to confuse the teacher more than anything.

Thank you, we should hope so.

Alright, busted.

Don’t say this unless you’re initiating a bribe since there’s no reality where teachers will get paid fairly.

Never put educators in the tough spot of having to teach both your child and you a lesson.