Woke Christmas Gifts To Avoid For Your Patriotic Relatives

The insinuation that there is anything worth reading past the First and Second amendments is flat-out grotesque.

Do you libtards even know what Christmas is about?

You’d think this would be a good gift, but it’s still a book.

No blue stripes or militia insignias? You may as well just fly China’s flag.

To be fair, it’s a weird gift to get anyone.

Absolutely no one, not even Dems, want this.

Unfortunately, there’s no more room on their walls due to all the photos of our one true President Donald J. Trump.

Poker night just got awkward with this set of 52 cards featuring left-wing politicians Maxine Waters, Jamie Raskin, Rashida Tlaib, and more.

We’re frankly still pretty confused about whether being woke means loving the Jewish people or being antisemitic.

These cult favorite coolers may be misinterpreted as “safe spaces” for an SJW’s cold beverages.

Shame on you! America runs on coal!

You only paid for a quick ‘Merry Christmas,’ but she berates your relatives for an hour for killing her precious planet.

They already know everything they need to know about discrimination from misinformation online.

A Black person alive or dead appearing in their home would result in an immediate call to the police.

The fact that he contains eight vials worth of adrenochrome will mean nothing to people who don’t value health or science.

Your uncle suffering from renal failure doesn’t want a handout.

Cats are just beta, socialist dogs.