While many supporters had hoped Donald Trump would support a 15-week federal abortion ban, the former president has instead stated that the issue should be left up to the states. The Onion explores the pros and cons of allowing each individual state to enact their own abortion laws.
Variety is the spice of life.
No good barbecue joints in pro-choice states.
Worked great with slavery.
Increased chance sister and niece from West Virginia moving in with you.
Eighth-grade class trip already going to Philadelphia anyway.
Forgot to load more money onto electronic pass for interstate tolls.
No sales tax on a Delaware abortion.
Have to cut back on Mississippi-based mistresses.