Biggest Shortcomings Of Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars

Currently, a Tesla can only mow down persons in front of it without any carnage on left or right.

It’s a huge flaw that every purchase of a Tesla makes the richest person in the world even richer.

A lot of consumers aren’t enjoying the fact that they get parental custody of one of Elon’s kids that’s placed in the car seat that comes preloaded in every Tesla.

If you can get a car for only $110,000, is it even worth it?

The beloved sitcom star has pleaded with Tesla to fix this long-standing software bug.

No matter how hard you try, the autopilot feature won’t let you strike down that annoying O’Malley kid.

Regular cars are much better at removing foreskin.

You’ll need to face them one day, Tesla. You can’t live in fear forever.

Oddly, Tesla’s self-driving technology has no mechanism for passengers to register levels of sexual arousal for any purpose.

But…but…everything was supposed to be better!

A minor oversight by Tesla engineers who got sidetracked creating the vehicle’s “Fart Mode.”

The wedge-shaped apparatus mounted to the car’s front bumper has been known to malfunction, causing pieces of schoolchildren and off-leash dogs to become stuck in the device.

Before you can lower your sunglasses to get a load of that, the woman of your dreams is already in the rearview mirror.

Tesla users increasingly miss the old-fashioned thrill of a shuddering, dilapidated vehicle.

It’s far too easy to accidentally cause mass casualties on a chilly day.

Committing auto insurance fraud shouldn’t be this difficult.

If you’re gonna run someone over, there can’t be witnesses.

They can drive for hours on a single charge, but they can never return your feelings.