
Americans all across the country are always busting their asses for shit pay and no goddamn benefits. The Onion examines the worst job in every state.
Americans all across the country are always busting their asses for shit pay and no goddamn benefits. The Onion examines the worst job in every state.
African American Voter
Moose Jockey
Bedsore Inspector
Estrogen Smuggler
Assistant To Mr. Cruise
Skiing Accident Instructor
Third Wife
Sign Spinner On Busy Street Pointing Out State Of Delaware
Man In Manatee Costume Pretending To Be Real Manatee At Florida Manatee Encounters
Strip Club Orchestra Conductor
Luau Pig
Idaho Tourism Campaign Developer
Diet Counselor
Town Jew
Exotic Butter Dancer
Cow Shucker
Horse Executioner
Human Sandbag
Lighthouse Bulb Technician
Unpaid Deep State Intern
Dunkin’ Donuts Bouncer
Car Breeder
Dispatcher For The Minnesota Chitchat Hotline
Chewer For Toothless Veterans
Telebarbecuer
Sky Salesman
Corn Influencer
Mindfreak
Operator Of Leaf Brothel
Grease Extractor
Local Actor Who Got Beat Out For Saul Goodman Role And Won’t Shut Up About It
Underappreciated CEO
Baker Who Really Wants To Turn Away Gay Couple But Can’t Find One To Discriminate Against
Last Fertile Woman
Gastroenterologist
Slaughterhouse Chaplain
Nextdoor Moderator
Long-Haul Horse-And-Buggy Driver
Clam Resheller
Swamp Lifeguard
Corn Palace Eunuch
Conversion Camp Counselor
Human Mechanical Bull
Caffeine Addiction Counselor
Anthropomorphic Maple Tree
Arlington Cemetery Zombie Hunter
Jeff Bezos’ Head Polisher
Green Energy Salesman
Drunk Driving Instructor
Substitute Horse