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Worst Job In Every State

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Americans all across the country are always busting their asses for shit pay and no goddamn benefits. The Onion examines the worst job in every state.

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Alabama

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African American Voter

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Alaska

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Moose Jockey

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Arizona

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Bedsore Inspector

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Arkansas

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Estrogen Smuggler

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California

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Assistant To Mr. Cruise

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Colorado

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Skiing Accident Instructor

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Connecticut

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Third Wife

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Delaware

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Sign Spinner On Busy Street Pointing Out State Of Delaware

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Florida

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Man In Manatee Costume Pretending To Be Real Manatee At Florida Manatee Encounters

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Georgia

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Strip Club Orchestra Conductor

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Hawaii

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Luau Pig

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Idaho

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Idaho Tourism Campaign Developer

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Illinois

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Diet Counselor

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Indiana

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Town Jew

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Iowa

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Exotic Butter Dancer

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Kansas

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Cow Shucker

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Kentucky

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Horse Executioner

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Louisiana

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Human Sandbag

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Maine

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Lighthouse Bulb Technician

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Maryland

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Unpaid Deep State Intern

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Massachusetts

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Dunkin’ Donuts Bouncer

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Michigan

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Car Breeder

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Minnesota

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Dispatcher For The Minnesota Chitchat Hotline

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Mississippi

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Chewer For Toothless Veterans

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Missouri

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Telebarbecuer

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Montana

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Sky Salesman

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Nebraska

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Corn Influencer

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Nevada

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Mindfreak

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New Hampshire

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Operator Of Leaf Brothel

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New Jersey

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Grease Extractor

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New Mexico

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Local Actor Who Got Beat Out For Saul Goodman Role And Won’t Shut Up About It

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New York

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Underappreciated CEO

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North Carolina

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Baker Who Really Wants To Turn Away Gay Couple But Can’t Find One To Discriminate Against

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North Dakota

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Last Fertile Woman

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Ohio

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Gastroenterologist

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Oklahoma

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Slaughterhouse Chaplain

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Oregon

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Nextdoor Moderator

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Pennsylvania

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Long-Haul Horse-And-Buggy Driver

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Rhode Island

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Clam Resheller

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South Carolina

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Swamp Lifeguard

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South Dakota

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Corn Palace Eunuch

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Tennessee

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Conversion Camp Counselor

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Texas

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Human Mechanical Bull

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Utah

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Caffeine Addiction Counselor

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Vermont

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Anthropomorphic Maple Tree

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Virginia

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Arlington Cemetery Zombie Hunter

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Washington

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Jeff Bezos’ Head Polisher

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West Virginia

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Green Energy Salesman

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Wisconsin

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Drunk Driving Instructor

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Wyoming

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Substitute Horse

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