What To Say To Someone Who Is A Fan Of Joe Rogan

It’s nice to let them know you are jealous that they no longer have the burden of thinking for themselves.

If the Joe Rogan fan in your life has borrowed any of your workout equipment, try to get it back before it’s seized as evidence in the suspicious death of their estranged wife.

Find out whether they know and don’t care or know and agree.

No matter where you work, there is someone who thinks Joe Rogan has some pretty good ideas in between you and your goals.

It’s hard to be confrontational, but sooner or later they’re going to have to face this truth.

That’ll get them going long enough to sneak away.

This is the least controversial take you can offer to try and achieve common ground.

Hell yeah, he could!

Joe Rogan fans also believe people shouldn’t listen to Joe Rogan.

Gatekeeping fandom is normally frowned upon, but we’ll make an exception here.

Why not make a fun little conspiracy of your own?

Of course they do.

Joe saved them a whole ton of time and energy, and best of all, now they get to deal with a whole lot less nagging.

With all the supplements Joe Rogan fans take and all the meat they eat, it’s bound to happen.

Remind them there are hotter, taller misinformation peddlers.

Maybe they like Wolfmother, too. You never know.

Oh God. Well, we hope you’re ready to get yelled at for the next five hours.

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