Even as Fox News anchors peddled lies about the 2020 election, newly revealed text messages reveal they privately mocked the 45th president and his false claims. According to the latest Dominion Voting Systems filing, here’s what Fox News anchors said about Donald Trump behind the scenes.
“Imagine being one of those media ass-kissers who spent four years jerking this liar Trump off on national television.”
“If I push back against this election bullshit, I could spin the fallout into an eight-figure MSNBC deal, easy.”
“I can’t believe Trump would lie about an American election like it was just some trivial war in the Middle East.”
“We should help Trump with the treason - Steve.”
“The cool thing about my role is that it doesn’t matter what I say about anything privately because even if it becomes public, I can just blame it on liberals and move onto the next outrage.”
“It’s crazy that Trump said he won Michigan when Michigan isn’t even a real place.”
“Personally, I don’t believe him, but I know our mindless, numbskull, shit-for-brains audience will totally buy it.”
“Rudy just crashed my car into a bagel shop.”
“It’s really shameful I don’t have enough backbone to do anything about this publicly.”
“Who the hell is Joe Biden?”
“Listen, I love a fascist power-grab as much as the next gal, but can’t we wait to do it with a more handsome dictator?”
“Come on, all the cool anchors are pretending to believe him.”
“Having to put up with this shit is so humiliating that I blew my load twice on set.”
“Good thing I never signed those forms about upholding journalistic ethics.”
“He’s threatening to destroy the democracy we’ve worked so hard to make ineffective.”
“I felt way more comfortable before when we were peddling lies about Hunter Biden.”
“Eh. I’ve done worse.”