NEW YORK—Following his shocking expulsion from Congress, former Rep. George Santos of New York was spotted in Times Square Friday holding a sign that read “I am SpongeBob.” “Come on over and snap a photo with ‘the Bob,’” said the disgraced and currently unemployed Republican, who was seen brandishing the handwritten sign while standing amidst a crowd of competing Mickeys, Elmos, and Buzz Lightyears. “Step right up, children, and grab a once-in-a-lifetime souvenir for only $25. Hurry, while there’s still no line. Yes, hello, it’s me, the magic man who’s made of cheese!” At press time, Santos was reportedly wrestling to the ground a child who had tried to take a picture of him without paying first.