Things To Never Say To Someone Who Owns A Pit Bull

This is an incredibly rude question you wouldn’t ask owners of other breeds.

Pit bulls are merely show dogs, not riding dogs.

Okay, overshare much?

It’s rude to bring up finances.

Begging won’t save you.

You mean “she”? Not all pit bulls are men.

Despite media portrayals, it’s incredibly rare for pit bulls to be caught in a tax-evasion scandal.

It’s better to ask first if the pup has any honorary titles by which you can address them.

All pit bulls have been trained to violently attack someone who claims the best Prince album was anything other than Sign O’ The Times.

They likely have their own victims in mind.

After this faux pas, the only thing that’s going to need rescuing is you.

Deteething pit bulls is an increasingly obscure and frowned-upon practice.

True, but rude to say.

You should probably just keep this to yourself unless you want Cuddles taken away.

It’s not their fault that dogs have more time to work out.

Not all pit bull owners are infertile.

Reminding a proud pet parent that they’re housing a deadly murderer never goes over well.

Asking if a 40-pound dog kidnapped a baby from a hospital in 1932 usually doesn’t thrill owners.

The dog can hear you. That’s so rude.