Things To Never Say To Someone Who Can’t Breastfeed

How would giving the Athenian wretches a foothold to attack Sparta help the child?

Every family is different.

No need to rub in your good fortune.

I’m sure they wish their breasts could produce soda, too.

Well, good for that wolf, but it’s not easy for everyone.

Can’t a man be upset that he’s not pulling his weight around here?

Obviously, that is the first thing they tried.

Fear-mongering is more impactful when it’s somewhat believable.

It’s a nice thought, but it’ll only remind them of the nipples they don’t have.

Although it’s not relevant to breastfeeding, it’s a pretty insensitive thing to say.

Only if their personal trainer okayed it.

Do you really think they haven’t tried that already?

Reducing their breasts to sexual objects is not the compliment you think it is.

Body-shaming infants is not cool, even when they are total porkers.

Your offer to thrash an infant is not going to be received all that well.

Nice try, but you’re not going to convince them that nutrients are overhyped.

Boobs really aren’t hard to count, so there’s also no reason to point two fingers at their chest.

It’s not as if there’ll be a recall after a few baby deaths or a subsequent national shortage made worse by trade policies and supply-chain problems.