Things To Never Post On Social Media If You’ve Had An Abortion

This is not what social media is for.

Framing your abortion as a weight-loss technique unfortunately doesn’t make it any less illegal.

No need to throw it in our faces.

Nana wanted that to stay in the family.

Not sure why’d they care.

Post all the cooking tutorials you want, but you will forevermore be known as a harlot who gets abortions.

Awfully suspicious, if you ask the antiabortion crowd.

At least throw a sad face in there to seem a little down about it.

Younger generations are tired of hearing how cheap and accessible healthcare used to be.

It’s not necessary for people to know you were listening to that new ABBA album from last year and an episode of Revisionist History with Malcolm Gladwell.

You lost pretty much everyone who uses social media at “nuanced.”

Pretending you simply lost the fetus growing inside you probably won’t hold up in court.

While it’s admittedly a dank meme, it’s highly inappropriate.

No one young enough to conceive uses LOL anymore.

Who? It’s not nice to gate-keep secrets.

Unless, of course, you want to get harassed by a bunch of hateful strangers.

Wow, didn’t know you were a slut.

You can just say nothing.