Things People Hate The Most About Public Transportation

If only you had looked, you would have noticed the intricate five-tier wedding cake placed in the exact spot where you sat down.

You probably should have been more suspicious when the other passengers asked who you had for homeroom.

Due to the stop-and-go nature of buses, the bus driver is never receptive to you following a criminal in a high-speed chase.

Throwing in an “awooga” sound now and then would make riding the bus a lot more appealing.

Why even bother making money if you don’t have to spend thousands of dollars on fuel, auto repairs, and car insurance?

When the subway finally shows up after 20 minutes, it’s so jam-packed that there’s no room for your agent, publicist, two stylists, and ​nine​ bodyguards.

Most Americans don’t have a garage with the 12-feet, 6-inch clearance needed for the bus to drop them off inside their house.

Most Americans would love to exclusively take cable cars to work, but the furthest most can travel is up a hill in San Francisco.

While some think it’s unnecessary, many passengers feel rude if they don’t give the bus driver at least a peck on the cheek.

It’s hard to feel like you’re leaving a mark on this world when your carbon footprint is so small.

Nothing worse than realizing it’s your turn to drive the bus when you’re already running late for work.

What’s this poor woman doing riding the bus? She looks so tired. The machine will eventually suck the life out of us all.

Too much sloshing.

It’s no coincidence that the subway’s efficiency fell after conductors stopped wearing those snazzy caps.

Every subway rider has had the stomach-turning experience of seeing a pack of mole people scamper about the subterranean tunnels in which they dwell.

It’s disgusting to see the lengths people will go to just to get a seat on the bus.

In reality, only two to three people on each bus are the Divine Creator Himself.

For many people, traveling by rail has very limited appeal if a mustachioed man in a smart little cap isn’t pulling a cord to sound a cheery steam whistle.