The Most Unethical Dog Breeds You Can Purchase And Why

The miniaturized version of the already tiny teacup Pomeranian fits on a silver dollar and is so fragile it must be pet with a feather.

Although the breed has since tried to bury this shameful period in its history, the pekingese community was one of the strongest opponents of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

Dies when you pet it.

Unfortunately, the Labrador-Vin Diesel hybrids have the health issues of the labrador on top of severely limited range.

They’ve appeared in over 15 Woody Allen movies and are willing to be in one again if craft services maintain the high quality of treats.

It has never been entirely clear why, but 10% of the money from every Dalmatian purchase goes to Boko Haram.

Their disproportionately large skulls mean most Frenchies must be delivered via C-section, ruining the birth plans the pregnant dogs created with their doulas.

Bred as a macabre joke in the 1850s, animal lovers stopped laughing long ago.

Generations of harmful inbreeding are responsible for this freakish dog breed.

Owners consistently refuse to allow these athletes the freedom to follow their instincts and fight in cages.

Pugs have obstructed nasal passages, and will actually experience a much higher quality of life if put to death in a pound.

While cute, the genetically engineered three heads make it impossible for this dog to breathe.

The breeding process to produce a litter of Corgi puppies requires roughly 60 barrels of oil, releasing about 15 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere.

Though obedient, Dobermans require a diet of at least one sleeping preschooler a day.

While they are generally affectionate, healthy dogs, beagles are known to engage in lobbying members of congress on behalf of the tobacco industry.

These beautiful creatures are sadly bred for the sole purpose of having their tail violently yanked by your dumb kids.

There are only about 2,000 of these creatures left on earth, so be prepared for some dirty looks if you put a collar on one and name it “Scout.”

It doesn’t matter how precious they are, that is not your dog.