Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema recently switched party affiliations and registered as an Independent. The Onion…
“It’s a damn shame that we have to hear about it.”
After winning the Florida gubernatorial race by a whopping 19 points, many believe Ron DeSantis should receive the…
Following a number of critical races that will determine the future of the country, The Onion examines the biggest…
The Onion examines what the GOP will do without delay if a red wave in the midterms puts Republicans in control of…
Whatever happens to Democrats this election, their unceasing disrespect for voters’ time, privacy, and intelligence…
After the speaker of the House’s husband was assaulted with a hammer in his own home, The Onion asked prominent…
The current GOP Senate candidate and former TV doctor has a long history of endorsing medical procedures that many…
After the House of Representatives passed a bill to strengthen the presidential certification process, The Onion aske…
After Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis sent two planes of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard, The Onion asked local residents…
“Who do these people think they are taking credit for undermining the Justice Department? That was all me, but…
Since Mary Peltola’s defeat of Sarah Palin in a ranked-choice election for Alaska’s congressional seat, many…
On Aug. 8, 2022, the FBI raided Donald Trump’s residence in search of documents he had illegally taken from the…
With numerous Fox News personalities deposed in the Dominion Voting Systems $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit against…
Since Jan. 6, 2021, many Trump supporters have been preparing to wage war against the U.S. government. The Onion aske…
“Policy should only be based on empirically sourced Scripture.”
Controversial Missouri Senator Josh Hawley is releasing a new book titled Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans…
“I voted no because the bill would create $400 billion in unnecessary spending to help people.”
“What can I say? I just want people to suffer.”