Second Batch Of Classified Documents Found In Biden’s Home Garage

Aides to President Joe Biden discovered at least one additional batch of classified documents in his home garage in Delaware. What do you think?

“Wow, Trump hid those things everywhere!”

Andy DeMarco, Stamp Appraiser

“Dear God, just think of the harm those could do if they fell into Biden’s hands!”

Lance Riggers, Seance Organizer

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“The documents can’t be that important if they were brought to Delaware.”

Victoria Thomas, Caption Poet