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Scrapped Plot Lines That Would Have Changed Your Favorite Movies Forever

Scrapped Plot Lines That Would Have Changed Your Favorite Movies Forever

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Taxi Driver

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Travis Bickle was originally going to cope with his disillusionment by getting really into cycling.

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The Matrix

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Neo, who had skipped lunch, wolfs down both the red and the blue pill, and an exasperated Morpheus figures it’d be best to just shoot him.

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Rear Window

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In the intended low-stakes plot line, Jimmy Stewart believes the neighbor he’s spying on is failing to disclose certain taxable income on his 1040.

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Rocky

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Stallone’s original script included his iconic boxer getting upper-cut and his head flying off and shooting into outer space.

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Arrival Of A Train

Arrival Of A Train

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In the early drafts of this silent film, the train actually comes out of the screen and kills the audience.

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L’Avventura

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Michelangelo Antonioni’s masterpiece was originally going to contain six more hours of characters silently staring off in the distance, contemplating their existential despair.

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The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises

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The much-anticipated follow-up to The Dark Knight cut the origin scene where Bane watches 100 straight hours of Cookie Monster clips in order to explain his odd manner of speaking.

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Promising Young Woman

Promising Young Woman

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An early draft of the screenplay included well-written sentences, logical plot developments, even tone, and a nuanced ending until someone at Focus Features opened a window and a stiff breeze blew it all into a nearby fireplace.

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The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire Strikes Back

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Conflicting DNA tests leave Darth Vader unsure if he’s Luke Skywalker’s father, so he keeps his suspicions to himself until he’s gathered more evidence.

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The Mask

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Jim Carrey’s character wears a red hat instead of a yellow one.

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Wizard Of Oz

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Dorothy was originally supposed to meet two other characters—the Raven-Haired Man, who seeks judgment, and Jeff, a guy who wants a Swagtron Swagger 5 Elite electric scooter in the worst way—but their characters were dropped to streamline the film, although the Tin Man alludes to desiring a Swagtron Swagger 5 Elite electric scooter soon after Dorothy meets him in a nod to the dropped character.

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Fight Club

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Instead of being revealed to be the protagonist’s alter ego, Tyler Durden was going to be his nephew.

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The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid

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Before she can even trade away her voice to Ursula, Ariel is caught in a trawling net and bisected, with her lower half producing 12 fish steaks valued at $14.99 a pound.

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Mrs. Doubtfire

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In the original draft of the screenplay, Robin Williams’ character Daniel Hillard kills his children and is forced to dress up as them in order to continue fooling his ex-wife.

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Sully

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After poor audience testing, the film was cut down to exclude a romantic subplot between the pilot and a widowed goose.

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