In last week’s Michigan’s Democratic primary, more than 100,000 voters cast their ballots as “uncommitted” in protest of President Joe Biden’s support for Israel in its war in Gaza. The Onion explores the pros and cons of participating in a protest vote against the 2024 Democratic ticket.
Feels nice to momentarily believe your vote matters.
Still have to go and vote.
Good cover if you forgot the names of all the candidates.
Is it two M’s and one T or something else?
Sends a powerful message to Nate Silver.
More texts from the Biden campaign.
Still get sticker.
Gets Cornel West’s hopes up.
Easily the most qualified candidate on the ballot.
Pointless exercise when the process is clearly rigged for Dean Phillips.