Dozens of Israeli protesters are currently blocking food trucks from entering Gaza, where 2 million people are on the verge of famine. The Onion examines the pros and cons of allowing international aid organizations to deliver food to Gaza.
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They might be hungry.
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Puts canned goods in harm’s way.
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Hungry people rushing for food are sitting ducks for snipers.
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Sends mixed messages about who deserves to live or die.
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Easier to face genocide with full tummy.
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Senior Hamas officials have known ties to food.
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Are you really gonna eat 5,000 sacks of rice?
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Netanyahu will do that sad puppy-dog face he does.
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Would improve the situation in Gaza from a humanitarian nightmare to a humanitarian catastrophe.
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Might feed infants who participated in Oct. 7 attacks.
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