
Don’t kill us, Disney adults. Some of this shit was pretty fucking bad. Here are the most problematic Disney attractions that had to be redesigned.
Don’t kill us, Disney adults. Some of this shit was pretty fucking bad. Here are the most problematic Disney attractions that had to be redesigned.
Security had to be increased after it was discovered Jimmy Carter had stepped in to replace the animatronic version of himself.
Disney was forced to lower the voltage of the eels after multiple complaints of nipple injuries.
It retrospect, it was kind of weird that anyone ever thought this would make for a good park attraction.
Park owners thought it was best to convert this homage to early Disney cartoons featuring blackface characters into a regular face painting station.
Live-action musical in which costumed characters peddled the elephant’s remarkable oversized ears on the black market.
In 2021, racist depictions of native Africans were deemed inappropriate for California’s Disneyland and were promptly relocated to Florida’s Disney World.
In retrospect, it’s pretty weird this Disney attraction ever took off.
Although popular when it first opened, in hindsight this ride is offensively not Star Wars–related.
No one exactly knows why persons of Greek descent were directed to a separate line for the exact same ride, and the line was quietly shut down in 2019.
In this tribute to early 20th-century industrial America, visitors burned to death after finding most doors and stairwells locked as they tried to escape.
Trying to survive a simulated Old West shootout became less and less fun over the years as it reminded kids too much of being at school.
Yeah, probably best you just stick to the exotic experiences of the United Kingdom and Canada.
This ride has been retooled for causing suicidal ideations in almost everyone who rides it for longer than 30 seconds.
Originally envisioned as a welcoming landing for visitors to Disney World, it has fallen into disrepair after years of neglect.
No one knows how some guy managed to run this operation for decades, but it sure wasn’t good for profits.
This Exxon-sponsored experience was largely beloved, except for when Ellen DeGeneres verbally and physically abused parkgoers until they agreed to support fracking.
Aerosmith was replaced with the Beatles after it was discovered that Steven Tyler wrote the song “Love In An Elevator” with sex in mind.
This iconic ride was redesigned when it became apparent that the human race is unable to progress.