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Problematic Disney Attractions That Had To Be Redesigned

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Don’t kill us, Disney adults. Some of this shit was pretty fucking bad. Here are the most problematic Disney attractions that had to be redesigned.

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The Hall Of Presidents

The Hall Of Presidents

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Security had to be increased after it was discovered Jimmy Carter had stepped in to replace the animatronic version of himself.

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Ursula’s BDSM Sea Lair

Ursula’s BDSM Sea Lair

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Disney was forced to lower the voltage of the eels after multiple complaints of nipple injuries.

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Walt Disney’s Unfiltered Thoughts On Judaism

Walt Disney’s Unfiltered Thoughts On Judaism

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It retrospect, it was kind of weird that anyone ever thought this would make for a good park attraction.

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Blackface Painting Station

Blackface Painting Station

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Park owners thought it was best to convert this homage to early Disney cartoons featuring blackface characters into a regular face painting station.

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Dumbo’s Poaching Extravaganza

Dumbo’s Poaching Extravaganza

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Live-action musical in which costumed characters peddled the elephant’s remarkable oversized ears on the black market.

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Jungle Cruise

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In 2021, racist depictions of native Africans were deemed inappropriate for California’s Disneyland and were promptly relocated to Florida’s Disney World.

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Old Man Punches You In The Face

Old Man Punches You In The Face

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In retrospect, it’s pretty weird this Disney attraction ever took off.

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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain

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Although popular when it first opened, in hindsight this ride is offensively not Star Wars–related.

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The Greek Line On Space Mountain

The Greek Line On Space Mountain

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No one exactly knows why persons of Greek descent were directed to a separate line for the exact same ride, and the line was quietly shut down in 2019.

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Twilight Zone Factory Fire Of Terror

Twilight Zone Factory Fire Of Terror

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In this tribute to early 20th-century industrial America, visitors burned to death after finding most doors and stairwells locked as they tried to escape.

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Frontierland Shootin’ Arcade

Frontierland Shootin’ Arcade

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Trying to survive a simulated Old West shootout became less and less fun over the years as it reminded kids too much of being at school.

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The Non-European Half Of Epcot

The Non-European Half Of Epcot

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Yeah, probably best you just stick to the exotic experiences of the United Kingdom and Canada.

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It’s A Small World

It’s A Small World

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This ride has been retooled for causing suicidal ideations in almost everyone who rides it for longer than 30 seconds.

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Florida

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Originally envisioned as a welcoming landing for visitors to Disney World, it has fallen into disrepair after years of neglect.

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Free Parking Shuttle

Free Parking Shuttle

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No one knows how some guy managed to run this operation for decades, but it sure wasn’t good for profits.

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Ellen’s Energy Adventure

Ellen’s Energy Adventure

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This Exxon-sponsored experience was largely beloved, except for when Ellen DeGeneres verbally and physically abused parkgoers until they agreed to support fracking.

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Rock ’N’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith

Rock ’N’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith

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Aerosmith was replaced with the Beatles after it was discovered that Steven Tyler wrote the song “Love In An Elevator” with sex in mind.

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Carousel Of Progress

Carousel Of Progress

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This iconic ride was redesigned when it became apparent that the human race is unable to progress.

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