OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointThe Israeli Conflict Is Far Too Nuanced And Complex To Sum Up In One Op-Ed/Not If You Hate Jews!For as long as I can remember, the Israelis and Palestinians have been in conflict. And for as long as I can…PublishedJanuary 28, 2009
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointI Know It's Crazy, But Some Days I Feel Like Everybody Is Out To Get Me vs. Our Mission Has Been Compromised! Abort!Ever had one of those days where nothing seems to go right? I sure have. When everything is falling apart and you…PublishedJune 18, 2008
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointCats Are Better Than DogsI've always been a fan of felines. As far as pets go, you can't beat them! I have three myself, and I couldn't adore…PublishedNovember 7, 2007
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointPoint/Counterpoint: We Have A Unique Opportunity To Change The WorldWhen I sat down to write this speech, I thought a lot about what I had learned over the past four years. On the…PublishedJune 20, 2007
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointThis Man Obviously Has Substance Abuse Problems And No Capacity To Love vs. But You Love Him!It is time to face facts: Your boyfriend has nothing to offer you. He is a mean drunk, a liar, a cheater, and an…PublishedFebruary 14, 2007
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointHelp! Sandal Season Is Here, And My Feet Are A Mess vs. Help! I'm Trapped In A Burning BusHelp! Sandal season is here, and my feet are a complete mess! I've got rough heels, ugly calluses, and ragged…PublishedJuly 13, 2005
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointDarling, I Will Give You The Moon And The Stars vs. Giving Me The Moon And Stars Would Have Disastrous Effects On Our GalaxyDearest Sally, I can no longer hide what I've been feeling since the day you borrowed my pen at Kampus Koffee. If I…PublishedFebruary 9, 2005
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointKilling Wheelchair-Bound People With Missiles Is Justifiable If They're Terrorists vs. Killing Wheelchair-Bound PeopleThe global balance of power has changed dramatically in the last two decades. In the past, great armies and great…PublishedMay 12, 2004
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointPete's An Asshole vs. Aw, C'mon, Pete's An All-Right GuyLook, man, I know that he's your friend and all, and I guess you've known him for a long time, so I hope you don't…PublishedOctober 29, 2003
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointThis War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’tGeorge W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only…PublishedMarch 26, 2003
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointYou Know, There Are Some Excellent Red Wines Coming Out Of Argentina vs. I Hate You, I Hate You, I Hate YouSo, what do you think of the wine? To be honest, I thought it was a little meek. Passable, but meek. Did you happen…PublishedOctober 9, 2002
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointAccording To The Economist, NASA Is An Industrial Subsidy In Disguise vs. Oooh, Look At Me, I Read The Economist!I grew up with the romantic notion that NASA is not merely a government agency, but an organization dedicated to…PublishedApril 24, 2002
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointYouth Is Wasted On The Young vs. Medication Is Wasted On The OldThey say hindsight is 20/20 and, boy, are they right. Young people fritter away the gifts of youth, wasting their…PublishedMarch 6, 2002
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOutdoor Advertising Is A Blight On Our Society vs. I Just Wanted To Tell The Nice People About The Yogurt"The land of the free and the home of the brave"? More like the land of the Stay Free maxipad and the home of the…PublishedOctober 3, 2001
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointWe Must Retaliate With Blind Rage vs. We Must Retaliate With Measured, Focused RageOn Sept.11, 2001, America was hit by an unprecedented attack on its shores. The devastation and loss of life is…PublishedSeptember 26, 2001
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointWhoooooo! Bears! vs. Aaaaaggh! Bears!Man, what a beautiful day for football. I cannot wait to see those Bears do their thing. Today's the day they're…PublishedNovember 8, 2000
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointMy Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, Do I Hate That BitchAbout a month ago, I got a new computer here at my reception desk at the dentist's office, and, boy, does that thing…PublishedOctober 11, 2000
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointNigeria May Be A Developing Nation, But It Is Rich In Culture vs. Get Me Out Of This Godforsaken HellholeEver since taking West African History 201, I've been fascinated by the rich cultural tapestry that is Nigeria.…PublishedAugust 23, 2000
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointThe Future Will Be A Totalitarian Government Dystopia vs. The Future Will Be A Privatized Corporate DystopiaI am sad to say that for all our efforts in the name of freedom, the future shall be a bleak one, indeed. Such…PublishedMay 17, 2000
OpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointOpinionCommentaryPoint/CounterpointLife Begins At Conception vs. Life Begins At 40!Life begins at the moment of conception. To say otherwise is not only to deny the word of God, but to defy science.…PublishedDecember 15, 1999