GLENDALE, CA—As the curtain opened upon the unclothed host standing alongside a four-piece bedroom set and a case of maple syrup, a nude Drew Carey announced that he himself was one of the showcases on Friday’s episode of The Price Is Right. “Folks, we’ve got a very special final showcase prize for you today—none other than me, your host, Drew Carey!” the 65-year-old comedian said as a smiling blond model made gestures showing off the various fleshy contours of his naked form so the live studio audience and those watching on TV could see exactly what the day’s lucky winner would get to take home. “We’ll start with today’s top winner, Jamie. Would you like to bid or pass?… Pass? Okay, so now we go to our runner-up, Morgan—what would you like to bid on this bare-skinned, sweat-soaked game show host? Okay, you can’t both pass. That’s not how the game works. Besides, if you win, you’ll be able to do whatever you want with this naked body. All kinds of things. Let your imagination run wild!” At press time, the show’s big winner was back at home in Minneapolis and seen frowning as they signed for delivery of a large crate lined with breathing holes.