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NEW YORK—Raising fears that the yuletide would not be made gay, New York Mayor Eric Adams reportedly…
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WRIGHTSVILLE, GA—In a display of confidence ahead of the Georgia Senate runoff, Republican candidate Herschel Walker…
NEW YORK—Issuing a controversial directive regarding the city’s unhoused population, Mayor Eric Adams announced…
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MARIETTA, OH—Pledging to arrive at the crack of dawn and stay until their families came and picked them up, the…
NEW YORK—Expressing skepticism about the unproven technology’s potential in the lead-up to the holiday season,…
PALM BEACH, FL—Appearing crestfallen during a dinner with the white supremacist at his Mar-a-Lago estate, former…
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—In pioneering new research that could revolutionize the understanding of Earth’s flora, a study…
NEW YORK—Raving to coworkers as he scribbled furiously on a map of the United States, increasingly unhinged…
MILFORD, CT—Threatening to publicly expose millions of people’s names should no action be taken, Subway officials…
CHESAPEAKE, VA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Virginia in which a lone attacker killed at least six…
SAN FRANCISCO—Drawing widespread condemnation for failing to abide by industry standard practices, Twitter CEO Elon…