It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying to destroy Donald J. Trump.
Most Terrifying Ways The Deep State Is Trying To Destroy Donald Trump
Founding The New York State Supreme Court In 1691
They basically set him up to violate Penal Law §175.10 with this one.
Using The EPA To Provide Trump With Clean Water To Drink And Healthy Air To Breath For Decades
For a man who thrives on Diet Coke and hair spray aerosol, clean air and water can be deadly.
Creating Mexico
The illegal immigrants who vote against Trump couldn’t swarm our borders if there wasn’t a gigantic land mass adjacent to the U.S.
Not Assassinating Joe Biden
If the deep state weren’t out to get Trump, then they’d have no qualms about taking out his biggest political rival.
Putting A Severed Diet Coke In His Bed
Knowing that he can’t live without aspartame, the deep state is declaring psychological warfare using Trump’s favorite beverage.
Clandestinely Impregnating Trump’s First Wife With Eric
Recognizing Donald Trump as a threat decades ago, the deep state secretly implanted a substandard embryo in Ivana Trump in hopes Donald would be undermined by his dumbest son.
Taking The McDouble Off The McDonald’s Dollar Menu
He could have really used a deal given his high legal costs.
Messing Up His Drink Order
He can taste the difference between Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi. Nice try, though.
Convincing Joe Biden To Act Senile For The Past 2 Years
For an October surprise, Joe will perform a cartwheel in front of the entire nation.
Holding Elections
While Trump should lawfully be president for life, the deep state manufactured elections out of thin air in 2020 and now in 2024 in hopes he’ll never get close to power again.
Secretly Changing iPhone Passcode
Death by 1,000 cuts is still death.
Saddling Him With So Much Debt He Cannot Function
To be fair, this is how the American government undermines everyone.
Colluded With Mainstream Media To Report Quotes Verbatim
Outlets like CNN and The New York Times worked with the deep state to make sure embarrassing or self-incriminating statements were accurately disseminated.
Forcing Him To Retain Rudy Giuliani As His Attorney
Why else would he keep the mistake-prone former mayor as his counsel?
Putting A Big Mac Under A Half-Suspended Cardboard Box
Textbook entrapment.
Keeping The Country Running
This is the worst thing you can do to someone who wants to destroy America.
Allowing Him To Become President Again
The poor old guy clearly needs a less stressful job.