Most Awesome Perks That Employees Who Work For Elon Musk Get

As part of their generous benefits package, any male employee at Twitter, Tesla, or SpaceX can request to have Elon inseminate their girlfriend or spouse.

Musk’s employees consistently attribute high company morale to their boss encouraging a healthy work-work balance.

But, as always, Musk can decide when to send them back whenever he pleases.

Munch on the unlimited dry spaghetti bar as much as your little heart desires!

Less generous CEOs would deduct the chains shackling you to your desk from your paycheck.

Some call it a blessing. Others, a curse. Officially, it’s part of the compensation package.

Delivered by the bossman himself.

Those 24 hour working days don’t seem so bad when you’re peeling and eating shrimp by the bucketload.

He’s just giving them away. Score!

And some come with a chair!

He cleans up well and minds his manners. Mr. Musk says he won’t be a bother none, and you’ll come to love his irresistible charm.

You don’t have a choice with this one. It’s going in your fucking brain.

Catch your five minutes of company-approved some shut eye on the 200-person mattress in company headquarters.

Signing one NDA is great, sure, but have you ever gotten to experience the thrill of signing two?

What could be a more worthy endeavor?

Collect enough Musk Money, and you can buy your choice of Musk dolls sold only at Musk World.

Musk generously provides employees with the broadband information necessary to complete their menial tasks.

Just kidding.