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Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s?

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Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s?

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The report by special counsel Robert Hur that describes Joe Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory” has renewed debate about the president’s capacity to carry out a second term. But how bad is his memory compared to that of the average American? Take the quiz below to compare your answers to questions recently posed to Joe Biden.

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How many stars are on the American flag?

How many stars are on the American flag?

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It’s obviously 50, but for whatever reason Biden just kept winking and pointing at us.

It’s obviously 50, but for whatever reason Biden just kept winking and pointing at us.

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What is pi to the 39th digit?

What is pi to the 39th digit?

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3.14159265358979323846264338327950288421?

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Wrong! That digit series should end in 20, you fucking doddering fool.

Wrong! That digit series should end in 20, you fucking doddering fool.

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Where was Biden born?

Where was Biden born?

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A. Pennsylvania B. Pennsylvania C. Pennsylvania D. Pennsylvania

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Look, Mac, we gotta get this right. My grandfather, God rest his soul, always said that when—I’m serious here, no I am, I am serious…

Look, Mac, we gotta get this right. My grandfather, God rest his soul, always said that when—I’m serious here, no I am, I am serious…

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What is the full name of Joe Biden’s current wife?

What is the full name of Joe Biden’s current wife?

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Jill Woman Blonde Hunter.

Jill Woman Blonde Hunter.

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In what month is your wife Jill’s birthday?

In what month is your wife Jill’s birthday?

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June is the correct answer, but Biden said “Blebuary.”

June is the correct answer, but Biden said “Blebuary.”

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How many years ago was seven years ago?

How many years ago was seven years ago?

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Seven years ago was five years ago.

Seven years ago was five years ago.

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Who is the protagonist of the long-running Yakuza series of video games?

Who is the protagonist of the long-running Yakuza series of video games?

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A. Kazuma Kiryu B. Ichiban Kasuga. C. Goro Majima D. All of the above.

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D. Biden got this almost instantly.

D. Biden got this almost instantly.

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How many times has Joe Biden had sex?

How many times has Joe Biden had sex?

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Joe Biden is a virgin, and all of his children were conceived by asexual reproduction, but he totally lied and said five times.

Joe Biden is a virgin, and all of his children were conceived by asexual reproduction, but he totally lied and said five times.

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Who is a good Joe Biden? Who is a good Joe Biden?

Who is a good Joe Biden? Who is a good Joe Biden?

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I am! I am! He is.

I am! I am! He is.

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What is the address of the White House?

What is the address of the White House?

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The answer is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., but Biden seemed to answer with the address of the white house he grew up in with his mother and father.

The answer is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., but Biden seemed to answer with the address of the white house he grew up in with his mother and father.

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Who is Anita Hill?

Who is Anita Hill?

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A lawyer and professor who credibly accused Clarence Thomas of sexual assault in 1991, testifying in front of the all-male Senate Judiciary Committee led by Joe Biden. However, Biden merely responded with the phrase “bro code.”

A lawyer and professor who credibly accused Clarence Thomas of sexual assault in 1991, testifying in front of the all-male Senate Judiciary Committee led by Joe Biden. However, Biden merely responded with the phrase “bro code.”

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What happened on 9/11?

What happened on 9/11?

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He guessed Pearl Harbor, but to be fair he wasn’t born yet.

He guessed Pearl Harbor, but to be fair he wasn’t born yet.

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Which gives a better high, crack or powder cocaine?

Which gives a better high, crack or powder cocaine?

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Despite crack giving a quicker, more intense high for a fraction of the cost, Biden kept having to ask his son Hunter the answer to this basic question.

Despite crack giving a quicker, more intense high for a fraction of the cost, Biden kept having to ask his son Hunter the answer to this basic question.

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Can you do the “Macarena”?

Can you do the “Macarena”?

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That forgetful old fool did the entire “Single Ladies” dance instead.

That forgetful old fool did the entire “Single Ladies” dance instead.

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Finish these ’90s song lyrics: “And I don’t want the world to see me / ’Cause I don’t think that they’d understand / When everything’s made to be broken / I just want you to _______.”

Finish these ’90s song lyrics: “And I don’t want the world to see me / ’Cause I don’t think that they’d understand / When everything’s made to be broken / I just want you to _______.”

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Biden would have answered “know who I am” if he were half as big a fan of the Goo Goo Dolls as he claimed to be.

Biden would have answered “know who I am” if he were half as big a fan of the Goo Goo Dolls as he claimed to be.

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What job does the president do?

What job does the president do?

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The president stands where the nice lady tells him.

The president stands where the nice lady tells him.

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Gorple sans halibut?

Gorple sans halibut?

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Biden actually answered correctly with an “Uuuuuungh.”

Biden actually answered correctly with an “Uuuuuungh.”

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What did you have for breakfast this morning?

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

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We thought he had totally lost it when he said “socks,” but his doctor confirmed.

We thought he had totally lost it when he said “socks,” but his doctor confirmed.

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Remember these four words and repeat them back: Duck. Bookshelf. Mineral. Milk.

Remember these four words and repeat them back: Duck. Bookshelf. Mineral. Milk.

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Biden immediately began making suckling noises after hearing the word milk.

Biden immediately began making suckling noises after hearing the word milk.

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How many alien species does the United States have proof of?

How many alien species does the United States have proof of?

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He said 478, and we can’t believe he fell for this.

He said 478, and we can’t believe he fell for this.

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How many Brit Awards has artist Bruno Mars been nominated for?

How many Brit Awards has artist Bruno Mars been nominated for?

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President Biden answered this one correctly and without hesitation, stating that Bruno Mars has received seven Brit Awards nominations, including four wins.

President Biden answered this one correctly and without hesitation, stating that Bruno Mars has received seven Brit Awards nominations, including four wins.

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What was the maiden name of Joe Biden’s mother?

What was the maiden name of Joe Biden’s mother?

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Hey, now you’re just trying to hack his Ticketmaster account.

Hey, now you’re just trying to hack his Ticketmaster account.

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