Donald Trump’s Truth Social, which the former president founded after he was banned from several online platforms in 2021, went public this week and has been valued at a whopping $8 billion. Here is everything we know about Truth Social and its parent company, Trump Media and Technology Group.
As far as investments that will completely crater by the end of the year go, it’s considered one of the best.
In an effort to appeal to a larger audience, Truth Social has unveiled its new public stock mascot: a 7-foot-tall golfing penguin named Pinky.
Every investor will receive one tooth per share, while supplies last.
Economists predict the publicity surrounding this highly valued company could potentially lead to the website garnering its first-ever user.
Unlike other publicly traded companies, stock in Truth Social will never decrease in value so long as the spirit of the Founding Fathers still lives in the hearts of Americans.
As if you needed more proof that capitalism is unfair.
One of the drawbacks of being a public company.
Trump keeps his loved ones separate from his businesses.
Trump has been publicly pledging this for a while, but it’s now verified to be happening.
This means he’ll sell them in two weeks for twice as much as everyone thought he could.
Shareholders just couldn’t resist.
Time to ease your worries, because the platform’s answer to Facebook’s ‘poke’ button won’t be going anywhere.
Fathers everywhere are thrilled to have an opportunity to explain stocks to their families again, something they haven’t had an excuse to do since Didi Global’s IPO launch in June 2021.
It’s important to remember that despite the daily tumult of the market, we will all reach our demise amidst the cold, desolate expanse of space.
So goes the email 35% of your family received a few days ago.
A misspelling of Trump’s initials that no one has caught yet.