
When you first start dating a man, topics will inevitably arise that simply feel too gross, intimidating, or personal to discuss. The Onion answers every embarrassing sex question women wish they could ask their boyfriend.
When you first start dating a man, topics will inevitably arise that simply feel too gross, intimidating, or personal to discuss. The Onion answers every embarrassing sex question women wish they could ask their boyfriend.
It can be hard to hear criticism of your sexual technique, but no, he does not.
That is the standard curse after being tricked by a goblin who promised you great riches.
Penetrative sex.
Only if you’re doing it right.
They lose value if you take them out of the package.
Bruce Springsteen, “The Boss,” Mr. Springsteen.
He needs a private room to call his mom.
Gently chew.
Don’t patronize them. And that’s not a question.
This highly guarded secret must stay with the men.
Like a slow-cooked pot roast slathered in butter.
During sex, men primarily think about high-fiving their favorite professional sports players to celebrate their sexual victory.
A transcendent state in which you observe the entirety of space and time and every possible iteration of the future, before realizing you’re horny again.
Men are often shy about having their shiny, spiky thoraxes fondled, but they secretly love it.
Friction.
Yes. Yes they can.
Odds are he does.
Definitively, no.