Conservationists To Airdrop Rodent Poison On Mouse-Infested Island

Marion Island off the coast of South Africa has been overrun by mice that have begun to eat seabirds and other endangered wildlife, prompting conservationists to launch the Mouse-Free Marion project, which will drop rodent poison from helicopters to completely eradicate them. What do you think?

“That island clearly has a better landlord than I do.”

Malik Khan • Conspiracy Debunker

“Real conservationists would look those mice in the eye while they poisoned them.”

Sofia Papadopoulos • Clinical Archaeologist

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“May Mouse God have mercy on our souls.”

Santiago Reyes • Chief Enabler