Boeing Launches Astronauts For First Time After Years Of Delay

Boeing launched its first Starliner flight bound for the International Space Station with two astronauts on board, beginning a crucial final flight test of the years-delayed spacecraft. What do you think?

“Was this intentional or a 737 that went wildly off course?”

Alec Appleton, Sap Collector

“Smart move, there aren’t any FAA investigations in space.”

Leanna Rowe, Barista Trainer

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“I have a couple of whistleblowers I wouldn’t mind launching into the sun myself.”

Lavinia Wise, Bliss Specialist